I was the oldest of eight children.
For a long time I had a notion that my parents adopted me to be a babysitter. At 10-years-old I was watching my brothers and sisters while my mom left and did errands. I would never do that to a 10-year-old, but she figured my Aunt Grace (we called close friends and neighbors "Aunt" in those days) lived right next door if there was any trouble.
At 10 years old I could diaper a baby with real diaper pins and wring out the diaper in the toilet. In fact, when I had my own kids, I vowed I would never put my hand in another toilet with a poopy diaper. You can imagine I was the choice babysitter for everyone in the neighborhood as well. When I was 13 I was getting babysitting jobs over 16-year-olds because of all my experience with babies. At least I got paid for watching those kids...
I had to dust and vacuum and keep my room neat (hardly ever accomplished). My mother must have had a thousand knickknacks and bric-a-brac and she wouldn't just let me dust around them. I had to take them off the tables and hutches and dust the shelves and then dust the knickknacks, too.
She had a ceramic rooster collection. I will never have a rooster collection!! I hated those roosters, especially the fighting cocks. What were they thinking?!
On Saturdays I had to clean the bathroom. OK...I had five brothers! Can you imagine what the bathroom looked like after a week? And we had these tiny pink tiles on the floor and bigger pink tiles on the walls. Tile is impossible to keep clean in a bathroom full of grout. Yuk! It's the reason I slept late on Saturdays, or tried to.
I mainly had to take care of whatever baby was drinking a bottle or needed to be fed in a high chair. I realized, when I left home, I didn't know how to cook (except peel potatoes, which I also vowed I would never do again--and never have!) because I always fed the babies while my mother cooked.
If I could, I would sneak out the door quietly, but if ever my mother caught me sitting and reading a book, she would yell at me to do something helpful/useful!
I figured out at an early age that my mother would never disturb anyone in the bathroom. You guessed it. I did most of my reading in the bathroom.
Still do!
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